"This insightful collection of humor columns lambastes everything from gas-guzzling Hummers to fake breasts. Provocative, biting, and hilarious-Anna Collins brings the madness to the forefront,
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Tattoos…I just never hooked into the whole tattoo thing. So far, I really can't think of anything that I'd want on me FOREVER. Neither a man, nor an illustration.

Imposter perfumes…Supermarkets and drugstores now sell "imposter brands" of perfume. The marketing is brilliant. The display says stuff like, "If you love 'Beautiful', you'll like…Slightly Attractive. If you love 'Eternity', you'll like…A Long Ass Time. And if you love 'Opium', you'll like Craque."

Self-reflection…Think of all the really good moves you've made in your life. OK, those two minutes are over.

Internet dating…Whom should I pick? The guy posing in a wife-beater tee leaning up against a Mustang with his drooling pit bull by his side? Or the grinning guy holding up a beer mug, flanked by two scantily clad women and a suspicious looking pole in the background?

Being Spiritual…I took a yoga course and became a certified yoga instructor. Why? Because I wanted to be more spiritual, enlightened, and I thought the poses would tighten my ass.