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 I
Was a Vampire Comic - by Anna Collins
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At the Neck & Fang Club - Midnight Show:
The room is silent as I take the stage. My heart is pounding.
An odd thought goes through my head: even if I was really funny,
great in fact, I still can't say that 'I killed' because the
audience is already dead. more
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 Beach
Docor Anne - by Anna Collins
Anne Gardner, M.D., sat in her Miami
Beach office and looked out her window at Collins Avenue and the
ocean. The office was modest, but the rent sure wasn’t. You
pay for trendy, she rationalized, more
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 Days
of Wine and Posers - by Anna Collins
"Does there have to be a flat screen television everywhere
you go these days?” I’m asking my friend Barb, as we
sit crossed legged on my new living room carpet in my new oceanfront
home. more>>
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 Neighbor
- by Anna Collins
I am having an affair with my neighbor. And it's probably not
a good thing. Not because first of all, hello, he is my
neighbor. And it isn't because he's an ex-con who's done time
for armed robbery or that he can't take his face out of the bong
for more than two seconds more>>
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