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"This insightful collection of humor
columns lambastes everything from gas-guzzling Hummers to
fake breasts. Provocative, biting, and hilarious-Anna Collins
brings the madness to the forefront,
and then opens fire."
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Stuff you may be thinking - but were too
politically correct or afraid to say is now in a book!
Here
are some excerpts:
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Men
and Women…Women
may call the shots in sex-but men hold the cards on the phone
calls. (Isn't it interesting how the angst and subliminal torture
are so evenly distributed between the sexes?)
Tattoos…I
just never hooked into the whole tattoo thing. So far, I really
can't think of anything that I'd want on me FOREVER. Neither
a man, nor an illustration.
Imposter
perfumes…Supermarkets and drugstores now sell "imposter
brands" of perfume. The marketing is brilliant. The display
says stuff like, "If you love 'Beautiful', you'll like…Slightly
Attractive. If you love 'Eternity', you'll like…A
Long Ass Time. And if you love 'Opium', you'll like Craque."
Self-reflection…Think
of all the really good moves you've made in your life. OK,
those two minutes are over.
Internet
dating…Whom should I pick? The guy posing in a wife-beater
tee leaning up against a Mustang with his drooling pit bull
by his side? Or the grinning guy holding up a beer mug, flanked
by two scantily clad women and a suspicious looking pole in
the background?
Being
Spiritual…I took a yoga course and became a certified
yoga instructor. Why? Because I wanted to be more spiritual,
enlightened, and I thought the poses would tighten my ass.
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31
skeweringly funny columns, all in one book. Jam-packed with
laughs - because most of it is true.
Only $11.95 (146 p.)
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"By the time we've made it - we've had it."
Malcolm Forbes
really rich guy
"There's two kinds of people you don't ever
f**k with - Sicilians and Hillbillies."
J.B. Thomas
mosaic artist
"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory."
Rita Mae Brown
author, activist
"There is no such thing as a moral or an
immoral book. Books are well written or badly written."
Oscar Wilde
"Familiarity breeds contempt -and children."
Mark Twain
"One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has
you."
Larry Gelbart
"We cannot really love anybody with whom
we never laugh."
Agnes Repplier
author
"Nothing is exempt from humor. Everything
is fodder."
Anna Collins
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